The Big Bad Wolf had nothing compared to my huffin' and puffin'. Up the hill which went forever. Around blind curves with cars whizzing past. Down the hill, dodge the dogs. And heat that could make a steel plate melt like ice on hot pavement.

All of this, and for what?

The wedding, of course!

Everything I do these days is geared towards the wedding. Ebaying, working extra hours, shopping, scouring bridal mags...all for the wedding.

Exercise, by far, is my least favorite part out of all of this. The only thing keeping me going is: I don't want to be the fat lady that sings at the wedding.
So, I keep huffin' and puffin'.