Things that go together (and shouldn't)

Things that go together and shouldn't:

1) Your favorite cereal and itsy-bitsy ants.
2) Peanut butter and jelly and not a slice of bread in the house.
3) 50% off sale at Kohls, on a non-pay week.
4) Fat thighs and Carolina heatwaves ( I speak from experience!)
5) Migraine headaches and neighbors lawn-mowing day.
6) Diets and any celebration.
7) Vacation weeks and cut-off notices. (To pay or not to pay?)
8) Spring flowers and allergy season.
9) Newly-mopped floors and muddy dogs.

And my personal favorite:
10) High fiber, high vegetable diets and no toilet paper. :)

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