They could be called text codes. You know, the letters that stand for sentences. 'Lol': laugh out loud. ROFL: rolling on the floor laughing. But these are better...special.
These are the codes for those women past 40. You know, SOP: Special Old People.
So here is a compilation of codes that we can use to chat with one another...provided we can find our phone...and see the letters.
SAP: sneezing and peeing. CFK: Can't find keys. WRMG?: Where are my glasses? OYH: On your head!
CCA: Credit card attack! DTH: Don't tell husband. GMG: Got my grandchild. SSC: Senior Citizen's Cruise.
SCD: Senior Citizen's Discount. CAP: Coughed and peed.
_WO: Blank went out. You can fill in with whatever ails you that particular morning. Example: KWO: Knee went out. BWO: Back went out. TWO: Teeth went out...etc.
Now, armed with these codes ladies, go out and HAGD!
Sharon Raines has two books available: 'Through Mom's Eyes'at http://www.publishamerica.net/product27236.html and 'I'm still the cuckoo of this clock' http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/sharonraines You can also check me out on Twitter. http://twitter.com/ Franks1wife